http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/ jaysquared Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:55:04 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/29.html Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:53:42 GMT Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Okay, this is my update for Cooter. She has to be the only one that checks my blog. I don't even check it anymore. I bet not even 2 people post on the message board in the next week because no one checks anymore. I knew my blog was getting real popular when I posted a trivia question with a "who's who" picture and not one person even attempted it. It reminded me of Bob Eukar in Major League saying, "yes sir, they love their team here in... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=29 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/28.html Sun, 23 Apr 2006 00:04:57 GMT That's my cat Rocky everytime I turn the radio on K97 Quote of the day, in honor of Steve Gibson's blog: "I get up at 6:30 every morning no matter what time it is" I finally made my first trip to the new so called "mall" the other day. Lets just say I wasn't impressed. I give it a smooth F minus. It's like one big long crammed hallway. It reminded me of a few things. First off, it reminded me of an airport. Second, it reminded me of 1st academic at MacArthur Junior High. Third, it reminded me of the long indoor walkway at St. Bernards Hospital that connects the hospital. I guess St.... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=28 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/27.html Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:26:21 GMT Here are some facts about NCAA brackets that could help those win their office pool. I used these last year, and if Illinois had beaten UNC in the finals, Michael Johnson and I would have won some major bucks in this huge pool we got in. Here they are: 1) 13 of the last 15 champions have been either a #1 seed or a #2 seed 2) At least #1 seed has made the final four the last 23 years 3) At least one #3 or higher seed has made the Final Four in 26 of the past 27 years 4) Only once in the last 12 years has the combined sum of the four seed-numbers in the final four exceeded 11. 5) In the... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=27 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/26.html Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:41:38 GMT I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT A LOT! I LIKE IT, I LOVE IT, I WANT SOME MORE OF IT! You just can't beat this time of year for hoops fans. It just doesn't get any better. I'm heading off to Nashville Thursday morning (if my ticket gets here tomorrow like its supposed to) for the SEC tournament. I figure I will at least stay through Friday night, which would give me 8 games to watch in 2 days, and more than likely at least 2 Razorback games. I will stay as long as the Hogs keep winning. However, if the Hogs lose to Florida Friday night, I'll probably head out early Saturday morning and start the drive... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=26 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/25.html Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:45:20 GMT "That restaurant is so crowded, no one goes there anymore!" Okay, only Dan will probably catch the title for this post, but I couldn't resist.......and I took a shot at Steve's blog by opening this post up with a quote. Anyway, huge game for the Hogs tomorrow night. A "must win" game, a loss at home and you can forget the NCAA bid. Personally, Bama doesn't scare me, and I think we win by 15 to 20 points...........& I don't care what the Walrus, Robby, ASU fans, or Ramona Heath says!! "LETS GET IT ON!!" THE BEST NEW SHOW Knight School started last night on ESPN. Finally, a... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=25 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/23.html Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:26:16 GMT SPECTRUM 70 MIRACLE 62 Ballgame! Case closed! Maybe next year Steve. I don't want to hear any lip Steve! Shhhhhh!...... Zip it!......www.shhhhh.com http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=23 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/22.html Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:22:19 GMT Steve has been talking trash since the Paragoud basketball schedule was released back in December about how my team was going to get beat by 'the Miracle'. To let you know how worried I am about this game, I'm going to give you a walk-through of how I will be preparing for that game on Thursday. But before I do that, lets start off with a joke: there was this little boy who had been mistreated and who had a rough home life. To top it off, his parents were now getting a divorce. While the parents were at court fighting over the custody of the child, the judge asked the boy if he would like to... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=22 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/21.html Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:10:50 GMT Don't have anything specific to write about, so I'll grab some letters out of my mailbox from the past week: Q: JJ, who do you think will win the Miracle/Spectrum game next Thursday? I kind of hope Spectrum wins; we have been having a little trouble lately out of those buttholes from the Miracle team. Good luck. All elbows are welcome vs these guys. --Debrah, Commish of Paragould Basketball League JJ: I hear you Debrah. I thought going into the season, the Miracle were a bunch of good guys just looking to have a good time and get a little exercise in. At least that's what they told me. I... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=21 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/20.html Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:20:10 GMT 21) Colts vs Panthers in Superbowl: It's a lock! I can't even think of any other remote possibillities. 20) There will be another baby in the Ryan family.....but it won't be mine, and it won't be Amber & Derek's......hmmm, who does that leave left? Will it be named Dannica? 19) Steve Gibson buys a pair of the old Reebok pumps....turns out the Reebok pumps are the color brown. Steve then declares that because the Reeboks are the color brown, they are considered dress shoes, and he starts wearing them to church every week. 18) The Blue Light Rapist makes a comeback, and again pulls... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=20 http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/archive/19.html Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:16:06 GMT I'm still in disbelief that the words "ox and a$$" were in a church song the other Sunday. I mean I walk into church and try to focus, and then WHAM, that appears on the screen. Now all of a sudden I'm sitting in church thinking about the "Baby got Back" video..... How could the pickings for songs be that slim, especially around Christmas time? Just throw in some "Silent Night" or something. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that "ox and a$$" was the title of a song on one of my old Ice Cube tapes in junior high. Hey, if the church choir makes a CD with that song on it, does it come with a "Parental... (more) http://jaysquared.blogdrive.com/comments?id=19