21) Colts vs Panthers in Superbowl: It's a lock! I can't even think of any other remote possibillities.

20) There will be another baby in the Ryan family.....but it won't be mine, and it won't be Amber & Derek's......hmmm, who does that leave left? Will it be named Dannica?

19) Steve Gibson buys a pair of the old Reebok pumps....turns out the Reebok pumps are the color brown. Steve then declares that because the Reeboks are the color brown, they are considered dress shoes, and he starts wearing them to church every week.

18) The Blue Light Rapist makes a comeback, and again pulls over Hillary Clinton. Yes, he gives Hillary Clinton a second warning.

17) Paul Neil buys his first lottery ticket of his life and hits for big money. He flies out his whole FoHoYo Entourage for a week with him in Californ-I-A .  

16) ASU opens up the football season with a win over a 1-AA school; meanwhile, the Hogs lose a close home opener to Southern Cal. At ASU's next game, fans are seen holding up signs that say ASU is better than the Hogs because they have a better record.... JERKS!

15) 2006 College Basketball Final Four: Duke, UConn, Illinois, Michigan State. UAB almost makes it, as they make the Great 8. Watch out for UAB (Alabama Birmingham). Watch out for West Virginia too.

14) Cooter shows up at church with another black eye. Ten minutes into the service, the cops come in and cuff Dave Tennison and take him out of the building. Nate Stallings pats Dave on the back on the way out of the church and again says "good job Dave" (yes, Nate said that last time).  Later in the day, Dave is cleared of any wrongdoings and is allowed to come home. Turns out Dave was at Shooters playing pool the night Cooter fell and bumped her eye.

13)  We have to take my 2 year old nephew Jake to opening night of a new movie at the theatre. You assume its a disney cartoon movie right? Wrong......its Drumline part 2.

12) Arkansas basketball team ends the drought and makes the NCAA tournament this season. Turns out their 2nd round game is on the Saturday that Baker and Dave U. get married, thus causing Dave to put his foot in his mouth on the night before the wedding by saying " I can't believe the Hogs made the tournament and I'm not going to be able to watch the game. Dude this sucks! I wonder if we can move the wedding back another week!".......meantime, Baker hears this & goes nuts, and threatens to cancel the wedding all together for assuming that Dave thinks a basketball game is more important than her.  Dave later apoligizes ,and the wedding is back on as planned.  

11) Brett Walzer buys a new porshe with cash money..........when asked by his friends where he got the money, Brett says "I just traded in the thousands of video games that I borrowed from y'all over the years that I never gave back"

10) Diana Davis is bumped out as the anchor of KAIT by Yalanda Young. All of a sudden, all young guys including me make it a priority to catch the news everynight.  

9) Dan's new hamster Butterbean, eats his polmeranian dog Princess!! It grabs as much nationwide attention as the anaconda that exploded while trying to eat an alligator last year.

8) The Razorback football team is having a great offensive game in its 1st conference game next year under new offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn. Late in the 4th quarter on a crucial 3rd down & 8, Malzahn calls the play in from the pressbox at the top of the stadium. Next thing you know, Houston Nutt is seen shaking his head from left to right and signals in a play to the QB........the hogs then run a draw play and get stuffed for no gain. Malzahn is seen in the pressbox throwing his headphones. Broyles sees this happening and quietly nods at two guys dressed in all black wearing black leather gloves. After the game, Houston Nutt mysteriously dissapears and is never seen again.

7) Lindsey Bryam gets engaged, and its not to Ludacris.

6) Worm passes the CPA test, thus causing him to hit the sauce pretty hard later that night as he celebrates and rips off his shirt and does his infamous "Worm Dance"!

5) Britteny makes a big mistake and goes off to school at Ole Miss.......after two weeks, she drops out of school and moves back to Jonesboro to go to school. She admits to Steve & I that we were right about Ole Miss being a school full of losers.

4) Google (GOOG) stock soars over 20 pts on June 6th to put if over 600.00.........I become even more sick, and am put on suicide watch.

3) The Forest Home Softball team only has 3 players show for the 1st game of the year. I have to cover the whole outfield by myself. After the 3rd batter in the 1st inning, we get 7 automatic outs due to the 7 players that didn't show, meaning we don't even get to bat again for 3 more innings.

2) My buddy Walrus has another child, this time its a boy, and I guarantee he won't be named "Houston" or "Dale"..........my friends Matt & Crystal Bull have a baby boy, and the name "Ron" or "Ronnie" will be somewhere in his name.

1) Steve Gibson finally quits his job at Ritternet. He does it Jerry McGuire style by getting up in front of the office and blurting out "alright, who's coming with me?"  "Who's coming with me?"  "Alright, besides this goldfish right here, who else is coming with me?"

It could happen.