I'm still in disbelief that the words "ox and a$$" were in a church song the other Sunday. I mean I walk into church and try to focus, and then WHAM, that appears on the screen. Now all of a sudden I'm sitting in church thinking about the "Baby got Back" video..... How could the pickings for songs be that slim, especially around Christmas time? Just throw in some "Silent Night" or something. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that "ox and a$$" was the title of a song on one of my old Ice Cube tapes in junior high. Hey, if the church choir makes a CD with that song on it, does it come with a "Parental Advisory" sticker on the bottom cover of the CD?? If so, maybe that would be a good CD to also include Nate Stallz rap song he allegedly sang at church from back in his younger days. 

Looks like Dan is planning to give the NL fantasy baseball league a facelift. All kinds of rule changes are being considered. Looks like he will be cutting out the utility spots, changing the Team Salaries from $280 down to $260, each trade will be at least $10 per player (if not more), and many many more that I can't even think of right now. He's even considering not letting Cooter eat any cheeseball at the draft, and eliminating Cardinals & Braves hats in the living room while we are drafting. Its crazy!! He's gone mad!!

Looks like another shocking year in the NEA Tournament. You got BIC in the A/AA division so they can blow through the field like they do every year & Brooks Taylor can get his 50 every game, and then have Jonesboro and Blytheville in the championship game as usual in the 3A-5A division. Jonesboro could have a terrible team every year, and still easily make the championship game of the NEA every year, which is why Barry Pruitt loves playing in the NEA. My junior year, we were asked to play in the King Cotton Classic in Pine Bluff, at the time about the biggest tournament in the Nation, and he turned it down saying the NEA is tradition and it is a great tournament. Translation:he likes cupcakes, and that is why we were in the NEA tourney that year & that is why the Wendy's classic never has any great teams in it. They might as well change the JHS Wendy's classic to the "Hostess Cupcake Classic". The adds for the tournament could include Lindsey Byram & Ludacris holding a box of Ding Dongs. 

Christmas was good this year. It was the 1st Christmas ever without my grandma, but we still had a great time. The highlight had to be Jake, my 2 year old nephew, taking pictures with his new camera. He was getting ready to take a pic of my mom, so I slid inthere for a small group picture. All of a sudden he takes the camera away from his eye and says "Jay Jay, Move" while using his hand to shoo me away out of the picture. Appears he wanted a picture of his grandmother, and only his grandmother. I would expect something like that from Dan, but not from a 2 year old. Its way too early in his life to be busting on his uncle Jay.